Taken from (hers was DEAD FUNNY...go read it now and die laughing), who got it from

Sorry this is so long I doubt anyone will read the whole thing, but it was fun to do anyway

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1. Choose a character you created for your own (there can be more than one ).
2. Have them answer these questions.
3. Tag three people (if you want to).
4. Go ahead and add some questions, as well.
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I've picked a character from my latest piece, a novel I'm writing for NaNoWriMo. It's called 'Elephants on a Farm' and this interview focuses on one of the main characters, Stephen Fontaine. He is a lovely, British, twenty-one year old art student living in California, and (of course, because this is me writing it, he's having a stormy, passionate affair with the man of his dreams, world-renowned author, Derek Rynbourne. I will try to post chapters of it when I'm done writing it, but I hope you can get an idea of his character from reading this. I love him as a character; he got a NINE on a Gary-Stu litmus test 8D

Enjoy!

1) What gender are you?
Physically, you would consider me a male. But what is gender really but another obstacle that obstructs us from the path to finding our true selves?

2) What is your age?
Age...a ridiculous concept that limits us to our time on this Earth...I have lived many lives, and struggled many times...but in this life, I am twenty-one.

3) Do you want a hug?
Yes, I would like a hug very much. As humans, we must always have our emotions on display! We should be proud that we have feelings, and spread the love amongst each other!

4) Do you have any bad habits?
There are no bad habits. Only those that the haters will hate.
Well...I do smoke. Sometimes. Only twice. A day.

5) What is your favorite food?
Anything with mayonnaise in it. My boyfriend hates it, avoids it like the plague. I like putting it in my hair sometimes; gives it a nice luster, you know? But Derek...he won't ever kiss me if I've put mayo in...even after I've washed it out! *pouts*

6) What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Chocolate chip cookie dough

7) Are you a virgin?
*scoffs* I, a virgin? Never! How could I, a student of fine arts and philosophy, not have experienced the greatest gift the gods have given to man? No. Indeed, sex is a most stimulating experience both physically and emotionally. I make it a point to have sex at least four times a week. Possibly six, if Derek is in a good mood

8) Have you killed anyone?
*GASP* You think me a monster? That I could be capable of taking another life? Shame upon you, wretched human. Violence is never the answer!!! Make love, not war! *tosses back hair and huffs*

9) Do you hate anyone?
I do not associate with the term. I harbor no hatred for anyone. _{except maybe Derek's idiotic fool of a wife...>.>}

10) Do you have any secrets?
Well...perhaps the fact that my lover is another man...I do think my parents would be a bit put out by that fact... and also, I can be a dreadful coward...but somebody does actually know them all. My goldfish, Patty. I tell her everything. Such a darling...she listens so well, and never argues!

11) What is your favorite season?
Winter. Because Derek visits more frequently, and he is quite partial to snuggling up beside me in front of the fireplace...and often more

12) Who is your best friend(s)?
Patty, of course. No one else is as nice to me as she is.

13) What are your hobbies?
I enjoy music immensely, and I can play fourteen instruments, including a sitar and the Indonesian Gambelan. I also like writing, when I have the time, of course.

14) What is your favorite drink?
I particularly enjoy Earl Grey and Peppermint teas (British at heart! )

15) When is your birthday?
Stupid concept...marking the day of your birth indeed! Well, for your information, it is December fourth. Yes, I will be twenty-two next month >.> do not wish me a happy birthday, though. I am sure it will not be.

16) What age did you die?
Which death? Which of the thousands of deaths I have died in my time as a free-floating spirit? I have died many times...but I do not expect an ignorant, closed-minded person like you to understand.

17) Are you nice or mean?
Again with the labeling? I am myself; I need not explain or justify anything to you.
*Derek butts in* He's sweet as sugar when he wants something (i.e. sex) but otherwise he's just a pain in the ass.
Derek! That's unfair. *pouts* That's it. I don't wish to answer anymore questions.
Stephen, finish the rest of the quiz, or else I'll never have sex with you again.
*GASP* Nooooo! I'll finish it, you heartless bastard >.> Fine. Give me the rest of the questions.

18) Are you social or shy?
I dislike the company of others. I suppose that would qualify me as 'shy'?

19) What do you think of your parents?
Well...let me put it this way. If I were more fond of them, I'd not have left England.

20) What's your weakness?
Derek's eyes...such a lovely blue...

21) How long can you stay under water?
I can hold my breath for quite some time. I'm very used to spending long periods of time without breathing, for whenever I see Derek, he always takes my breath away...

22) What do you do on a regular day basis?
I attend classes in the mornings, paint or write during the day, and spend my evenings and nights with Derek oh, and I have four-hour-long conversations on art and music with Patty every day. I don't know what else I can do to convince her that Chopin was a musical genius!

23) Do you love someone?
Derek!

24) When was the last time you wet yourself.
I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it is too profanely stupid.

25) What's your favorite band?
I dislike the music of today's era...I like classical music, particularly Bach, Chopin, Tchaikovsky and Beethoven. I have to admit that I like the Beatles and the Eagles though

26) Ever worn a dress?
...Derek made me >.> _{itwasn'tthatbadthough}

27) How about eye-liner?
???? Have you been spying on me??!!! YOU PERVERT!
But it DOES bring out my eyes ;~;

28) What do you consider fun in the daytime?
Fun is overrated. I like yoga. It relaxes me.

29) At night?
Derek. Need I say more?

30) Ever kissed anyone?
*smiles secretly*

31) ...Of the same gender?
*secret smile widens*

32) It's clear you're gay.
but I thought I was hiding it so well! Oh dear, please don't tell my Mum and Dad. They'll murder me.

33) Whats you're favorite thing to touch?
Derek although Patty's scales feel very nice too...

34) Anyone loves you?
Derek, I hope. Though not as much as I love him~!

35) What's your favorite color?
I have no favorite color. ALL colors are beautiful to me.

36) When was the last time you cried?
When I saw Brokeback Mountain. ;~; but Derek cuddled me afterward so I didn't mind

37) Do you have a pet?
I think we have established this already >.>

38) What did you name your pet?
Patricia Delaney Ortiz III, a.k.a Patty.

39) Are you crazy?
Crazy is such a broad term...suffice it to say that my brain is not normal.

40) What are you?
What are you what are any of us? *goes off into philosophical thinking mode*

41) What's the end of your own story?
I DIE!!!!! Well, actually, no. I do something worse.

42) What's your nickname?
Steve. But only Derek gets to call me 'Stevie'

43) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?
I can't be bothered to think of a sarcastic reply, so I shall just say 'happy'

44) If you were a superhero, you'd be...?
Much better dressed than Superman. Who mixes all three primary colors at once? *shudders*

45) Favorite movie?
Milk.

46) What was your saddest moment?
If I told you, I would have to spoil you. I refuse. Read Elephants on a Farm to find out!

47) What is your strongest point?
My incredible good looks that make girls cry when they learn that I'm gay.

48) You had to face your biggest fear?
I would run away from it as quickly and painlessly as possible *shifty eyes*

49) You had to kill the person most precious to you?
I would kill myself instead. ;~;

50) Found out everything you knew was a lie?
How can we know that anything is true anyway? What defines truth, and lies? Who can say?
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GOD DAMN IT THAT WAS LONG! LOL thanks for reading and look out for Elephants on a Farm sometime in December

Stephen LOVES YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU~!

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